Gah, I'm going through an Old School Jonas phase again. I keep listening to Nicholas' songs. How weird, cause I thought I've listened to them enough to actually get sick of them, but no. My Jonas needs just beg to differ. Someone kill me already, do it. They seem to be getting bigger and bigger, but I don't see how that's possible. Honestly, a grammy nomination? Wtfish sticks, how unexpected. Then I look back when Jonas fans actually crashed MTV TRL's site just to get their single to number one and I understand how they've made it.

I was watching their E True Hollywood Story today. God, Nicholas being banned from singing in school just because he was being chased by second grade girls and Kevin playing pranks on his new teacher. I love when Mandy was telling how she met the boys and how whenever she hung out with Nicholas, he would always have this tendency of wanting to write a song. They were playing on the swings and he had a sudden motive to write a song, and so they did, about swings. My my, Nicholas, honestly?

I remember the days when Joseph would pretend he was Enrique Iglesias, Kevin would wear bandanas instead of scarfs and Nicholas would laugh at anything produced by the mouths of his brothers. I remember when they actually had time to talk to their fans, or make youtube videos regularly for that matter. I remember when Joseph would do magic card tricks during meet and greets, Kevin would give free Starbucks to their fans who turn up early to line up for their concerts and Nicholas would show off his muscles and do his Nick J Is Off The Chain rap.

Oh, I remember.
Everything.

Now, everything's out of control. They cannot go anywhere without having at least a hundred of screaming girls trailing behind them and their security guards. Their concert tickets sell out within seventeen seconds, and I'm not even exaggerating. Their concert halls hold fifty thousand people and every night, every seat in the hall is filled. They never seem to have the time to spend more than a word with any of their fans. Their love lives are always interrupted and destroyed by either paparazzi, distance or busy schedules. They don't even smile at red carpets now. Every interviewer shoves their faces into wanting to know about their purity rings, which they think is just a front. Those interviewers and haters need to shove their ugly faces up their asses, if they even have one for that matter.

Even haters are ganging up to delete all of the Jonas' youtube videos. Do people actually have lives? If you hate them so much, why even bother spending your time on them whether it's destroying them or not? I don't see the point, at all. Nil. They put so much time, money and effort on their tours but their voices get overpowered by screaming fanatics. I don't see how my ranting is going to pay off, but then, I'm just another Jonas fan aren't I? I go unnoticed.

Peace, Love, Jonas.

I have this feeling that so many people will abhor me and call me absurd for posting this. Maybe then, you should learn to love my obsession. If not, well, that's just your problem isn't it? I'm a bitch, sue me. Seriously, please do.